The Pumaman (1980) (part 8 of 10)

Kobras lowers his Hobby Horse Ride and tells Jane, “The men who control the destiny of the world will be here!” So, Sumner Redstone and Rupert Murdoch are on their way over? “When the world is mine, I alone will decide whether it is to be war or peace, life or death, according to the New Order which I shall establish!” And in this New Order, everyone will wear leather! All the time! And pointy shoulders. Lots of pointy shoulders!

The Pumaman (1980) (part 8 of 10)

“Okay, have a seat. How would you like me to cut your hair today?”

He tells Jane that she will no longer have that “irrational feeling you call ‘love’!” He then tells her that “Tony Farms is the Pyewmaman! And the Pyewmaman is my enemy!” Oops, so much for that secret identity.

He tells Jane that Tony must die. He aims the Mask at her for more Jane-in-the-Wobbly-Mirror Action. He then hands her a gun and tells her to shoot Tony the next time she sees him. “Kill him! Finish him off!” Waste him! Drill him! Terminate him! End his existence! Murderize him! Put the kibosh on him! Eighty-six him! I think you gather the point I’m trying to get across!

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Multi-Part Article: The Pumaman (1980)

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