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Star Trek: Voyager “The Q and the Grey”
Jun 11, 2020
The NeverEnding Story III: Escape from Fantasia (1994) (part 3 of 8)
Bastian reads about his own life in voiceover, conveniently filling us in on the events that have transpired since the last film. Bastian’s dad got remarried, and they all moved into his new wife’s house, because it has more room for everybody.
Cue flashback of Bastian carrying furniture into the house. Or, rather, we see Bastian’s new mom carrying furniture into the house, because Bastian is too busy sitting on his ass and drinking Product Placement, I mean, 7-Up.
It’s the un-cola, for the un-talented.
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