The Hellcats (1967) (part 3 of 6)

On the other end of Jack’s call is Mr. Adrian, sitting in an office. He thanks the bartender for the information, starting with “Good boy.” And since “Jack the Innkeeper” is a pretty boring name, I’ll be calling him “Good Boy” for the rest of this recap. Strangely, Adrian’s filmed from the back the entire time, like we haven’t seen his face before and it’s going to be a big surprise when we see him.

Caption contributed by Albert

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting… the Wedgie of Tomorrow!

He calls over Hilde, who turns out to be a bikini-clad blonde, and the bottoms she’s wearing are weird and bunch up in the back, making it look like she has a major wedgie. They have some incoherent dialog before he pulls her onto his lap. A thug asks if it’s time to move on, and Adrian says, “Not quite,” and then he and Hilde make out. Oddly, Hilde actually throws a towel over both their heads [?] before they make out. Aaaaaaand scene.

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Ryan Lohner

Ryan lives in Sparta, New Jersey, a quaint little burg without much for kids to do except go to the movies. Thus began a lifelong love affair, as even back then he grew to love examining why a film worked, or didn't. He is a member of the Sigma Tau Delta English Honor Society, and currently studying for a Master's Degree in Library and Information Science. His hobbies include running, piano, and annoying people with that damn lowercase forum user name.

Multi-Part Article: The Hellcats (1967)

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