Fantastic Four (2005) (part 3 of 3)
by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · June 12, 2007

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Enter Alicia Masters, blind sculptress, played by Kerry Washington. Her appearance serves no purpose. She feels up Ben’s rocky body and gets horny. I suppose it beats getting assaulted by a nine year old. |
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Meanwhile, in the middle of his body turning to metal, Doom puts on… a metal mask? That makes no sense. That’s like putting on gloves made of human skin. Which feels divine, by the way. Or so I’m told. |
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