The Fantastic Four (1993) (part 7 of 7)

Well, after that very, very enlightening scene where the Thing changes back into Ben Grimm, and then, um.. changes back back into the Thing, we return to the headquarters of the Fantastic Four, located just one floor above the offices of the law firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak. And the Four are still wondering why Dr. Pulaski fell down their elevator shaft yesterday.

Anyway, our Fantastic Four are just hanging around, with Sue typing away (I guess, probably IM’ing her mom to see why she disappeared after the first 20 minutes of the movie) and Johnny’s hunched over looking at something, perhaps the latest issue of Backstage LA trying to find his next gig, and Reed is slouched down deep in his seat, his feet up on the desk. Well, gang, not too fantastic, I’ve got to say. This is more like the 3am shift at a freeway toll booth. Only, if you try to drive through without paying the toll, a big blue rubber arm catches up to your car and takes the change right out of your pockets.

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  • Guest

    The speed of light measured in kilometers? That’s a hanging offense, and not because of the kilometers!!! Or perhaps the recapper forgot to write “per second”? We can always hope.

  • drdvdplayerhandbook

    I think there’s a really disturbing overuse of gay jokes in Page 2. Then again, the guy who made the recap has a picture of some guy’s crotch as his avatar, which makes this… even more disturbing.

  • andrew stookey

    I think the gauntlet moving at the end was meant to imply that the “Doom” they killed was actually a Doombot.  Of course, that doesn’t explain the stupid stuff Doom does in this movie

  • Chris Palmer

    You DID realise that Superman once punched an energy beam…………right?