Thank You For Visiting CattyBitches.Com
But you forgot just one thing: LISA’S FEELINGS. Did it occur to you that she is slaving away over here, writing like a bandit and editing the things and doing all the random scutwork that I pile on her and bearing it stoically when I fire her twice a week, and does she get even one word of thanks? No. You are just like “I do not see any sideboob” and “I was told there would be sideboob” and “I do not like Disqus and I do not like Peter Max and I do not like seizures and I do not like Sydney Leathers and where is my fucking cookie at this free website which is free.” Man, you are kind of the worst!
But then a weird thing happened. You stopped bitching so much? You created Disqus accounts? You came over here (sometimes) even when it wasn’t a story directly linked from TerribleNewsForTerriblePeople.com? Well, we guess we will not have to murder you then.
We’ve got some Stuff planned for the New Year, including Daily Sideboob probably written by some random aged public affairs promotional weirdo in Indiana (how cool is that?), and tellyvision recaps that will actually appear the day after the tellyvision programme airs, even if it kills us. (It will kill us.) Your comrade Mojopo is going to take over the Test Kitchen, because she is always posting her cooking on Facebook, and we are Facebook friends, and they are pretty. Also, more … Things? We are “working” on it, and by “working” we mean “yelling at Lisa.” She Will Work Harder.
So keep coming back. It works if you work it. Other alcoholic stuff here.