Jul 6, 2021
Thank God Stephen Colbert Came Back From Vacation In Time To Talk About Hillary Scheduling Chelsea’s Baby
We breathed a sigh of relief when Jon Stewart returned from vacation to finally finally finally give the Bundy Ranch nonsense the tongue-lashing it deserved, and we’re equally grateful that Stephen Colbert has finally returned to deal with the confoundingly stupid idea that Hillary planned both Chelsea’s pregnancy and ShoeGate to somehow coincide with her 2016 campaign.
First up, Hillz’s new status as a soon-to-be-grandma. Fox News hit on the idea that maybe this whole baby thing was planned! Colbert points out that if the baby-having was planned, Hillz would have forced Chelsea to get knocked up so that thing was born right around the Iowa caucuses to ensure that early caucus baby bump.
Next, Stephen Colbert’s “Batshit Serious” segment tackles the greatest mystery of all: did Hillary arrange for footwear to fly at her skull to distract us all from Benghazi?
Other theories: Herman Cain’s idea that she didn’t duck quick enough and Stephen’s idea that Hillz engineered losing the 2008 primaries to ensure that one day the shoe-throwing could coincide with the Chelsea baby-making and the 2016 runup. WILL THE CLINTONS STOP AT NOTHING??