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Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named "One Million Moms" are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).
Bryan Cranston reads the modern children's classic "You Have to F**King Eat"
Duggars issue kissing challenge, Wonkette responds in Wonkette fashion
Go ahead and knock on Sarah Palin's front door. Unless you're a p*ssy.
Wonkette says nice things about Megyn Kelly and is anyone else all weirded out right now?
More reasons to love Tina Fey, hate Sarah Palin
Wonkette serves Neil Cavuto a nutritious knuckle sandwich
Monday in the blurbs
Wonkette cannot honestly be honest about this Sarah Palin transcript, can she?!
His real name is Black Joshua
Rachel Maddow Cites 'Excellent And Profane' Mommyblog On California Anti-Immigrant Idiots (Video)
Your New Editor-in-Chief is Sara Benincasa (Me)