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Richard Nixon Didn't Think Girls Should Cuss Like Common Jews, Rachel Maddow Is On It (Video)
Rick Santorum's Hobby Lobby Documentary: America's Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)
Jon Stewart & Kristen Schaal Take 'Princeton Mom' Susan Patton's Advice, Find Men In College
Have You Ever Noticed That Ladies Are So Dumb And Stupid? The Washington DC Metro Has!
Hey Ladies, Phyllis Schlafly's Niece Says Get Yourself A Hubby Because 'You Can’t Take Your Paycheck To Bed With You'