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Tagged: Vanessa Hudgens

· by Susan Velazquez · Feb 4, 2017

Powerless: A not-so-powerful pilot

Wow, it’s only the pilot episode, and DC Comics has already fucked up my New Year’s resolution for them. This version of Powerless is way different from the trailer that premiered at the San Diego Comic Con. The previous pilot’s…

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jan 12, 2015

Sucker Punch (2011)

“I think the hardcore Sucker Punch fans are giving the film and its director way too much credit, especially considering how Zack Snyder would completely mishandle Superman just a couple of years later.”

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 5, 2014

High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

“I can’t even tell you what High School Musical 3 is about, other than prepping its tweener audience for the existential despair of their final months in high school.”

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Michael A. Novelli · Aug 5, 2013

VIDEO: Spring Breakers (2013) Video Review

Following Dr. O'Boogie's text review, Mr. Mendo brings you a more in-depth look at Spring Breakers! Find out for yourself just how screwed up Harmony Korine's most financially successful film to date actually was! (Seriously, this film earned six times its budget worldwide...)

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 30, 2013

Spring Breakers (2013) Text Review

“I’m not sure Spring Breakers is about much of anything, other than its own stunt casting. As the continuing fame of Miley Cyrus proves, there’s nothing the American public eats up quite as voraciously as former teen queens shedding their good girl images, and in that respect, Spring Breakers does not disappoint.”

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Johnny Oldschool · Oct 29, 2012

VIDEO: Sucker Punch (2011)

Exploitation? Robots? Kung-fu? Guns? Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jamie Chung in sexy outfits? Normally, those would all be ingredients for the perfect movie, but when Zack Snyder is the chef, the only thing being served is a shit sandwich.

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 15, 2012

VIDEO: High School Musical 2 (2007)

Dr. O'Boogie dares to follow up his legendary recap of High School Musical, the Disney Channel Original Movie where Zac What's-his-face and Vanessa Something-or-other joined forces to save their school from being torn down, or something. Look, it's been four years since that recap. Cut him some slack, okay?