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Movie Dad is inept, but we're supposed to be sympathetic, Melissa's dad is a jerk, but we're not, and just what exactly is emotional labor anyway?
Morning Sideboob: Naya Rivera's Thong Photos Prove Everything Is A-OK
Thanks To The Oxford English Dictionary Word-Of-The-Year, There Is No Way You Will Ever Escape Selfies Again
America's Next Top Model Recap: Finale Part II, The Actual Finale
America's Next Top Model Recap: We Are Eternally Disappointed That The Bats Are Not Cricket Bats
Another recap of America’s Next Top Model, everybody! Now with exotic locations but the very same amount of squabbling. Bali! Model House is full of candles. Given the collective intelligence of the group, I immediately think “deathtrap.” Nina is…
Model Frenzy! ANTM is heading to Bali, and the producers have done that thing where they tell the models they only have like an hour to pack. Marvin asks Don if he’s taking all his soaps; Don contemplates and then…
America's Next Top Model Recap: Fights And Flawsomeness
America's Next Top Model Recap: How On Earth Is It Time For A Clip Show?
America's Next Top Model Recap: Jourdan Is Probably Going To Murder Everyone