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We’ve all seen celebrity feuds start on Twitter, but could this be the first time we’re seeing a celebrity friendship form in 140 characters or less? This past Monday, Lohan retweeted articles about Trump voicing his support for terminally ill…
Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
"Hannibal" fans are being called on to save their favorite show from cancellation, and HNTP has an elegant idea how to show your support for the series and get some serious media attention at the same time.
Brian Williams Is No Dick Cheney, But He Sure Enjoys Lying about Iraq
Ultra-racist Rupert Murdoch says some ultra-racist stuff... Does anyone care?
Dr. Oz opens himself to internet ridicule, internet does not disappoint
RiffTrax contributor (and friend of HNTP) Jason Miller gets exposed in Playboy
Bachelor fan wins compensation from show for years of emotional abuse
Stephen Colbert Warns: ISIS Is In Ur Twitter, Stealin' Ur #Hashtags (Video)
Sportsball Time! USA vs Portugal Twitter Recap
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Lovable Email of the Day: Avocado Emoji Campaign
Thought Catalog Guy Pretty Sure Muting Him On Twitter Is First Amendment Violation
You all hear about this dumb idiot 14-year-old Dutch girl who’s been arrested for tweeting funny bomb threats to American Airlines? First, she was all racist, like, “I am Ibrahim and I love Al Qaeda and also bombing shit,” and…
Watch Stephen Colbert Explain How #CancelColbert Makes Him Just Like Jesus (Video)
Barack Obama Goes On Ellen To Push His Radical Selfie-Taking Agenda
'All In With Chris Hayes' Tries To Interpret The Gnomist Twitter Feed Of Rupert Murdoch
Three Simple Rules For Doing Revenge Porn On Your Ex In New York
MSNBC Goes To Free Speech Jail For Pointing Out Racist People Are Racist (Updated)
Cruel White House Forces Cabinet Members To Role Play 'West Wing' All Day Long