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It’s the holiday season and we’ve got a lot of wide releases to cover this month, so let’s get to it. Our box office gurus this time around are Tyler Peterson, Thomas Ricard, Julie Kushner, Jordon Davis, and Rick Lewis.…
It’s the end of the year, and you know what that means: It’s time once again to look forward to the movies that no one is looking forward to. Some of you might recall I compiled a list like this…
There have been some pretty great movies this summer. The Marvel offerings were not only lots of fun but well-constructed. (Except, why did Kurt Russell’s brain actually look like a biologically human brain? About 25% of my waking thoughts are…
Welcome to June! We’re now in the thick of the summer movie season, with all the unwanted reboots and sequels a moviegoer could ever want. Once again, we at the Agony Booth are here to judge which releases this month…
Trump/Everdeen? Clinton/Organa? Which of your favorite characters from movies and TV would make the best vice presidential candidates in this craptacular election year?
“The internet has made watching movies easier, and made distribution easier, but the internet has also played a large role in the decline in quality of mainstream American movies, especially among blockbusters.”
“Bay simply ramps up the pace and explosion count from prior entries and layers on the Dinobots like so much icing on a shit cake.”
TV Cartoons Spawn 2014's Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax
Shia LaBeouf turns Christian… but not THAT kind of Christian
Time to roll out and watch explosions, stereotypes, and awkward bathroom humor galore!
A new Transformers movie has come out, and Mr. Mendo very passionately has no idea what to make of it!
“While people today may automatically think of the dumb, annoying Michael Bay films (starring the dumb, annoying Shia LeBeouf) when they think of the Transformers, the comic book series proved that something dramatically intriguing can be mined out of its premise.”
“Most of their work seems to be the result of a couple of not-very-bright guys trying their hardest to write really smart movies.”
Morning Sideboob: Charlie Sheen Thinks Maybe The Fourth Time's A Charm
“I will kick your fucking ass,” he yells. He throws a punch and it doesn’t connect. Then his opponent puts him on the ground with a well-aimed slug to the face. And just like that, Shia LaBeouf is sprawled on…
If We're Going To Attack Michael Bay, Let's Do It Right
The Cinema Slob checks out what has luckily turned out not to be the final movie in the extraordinary Michael Bay four-part Transformers trilogy. Watch as the Slob learns about the moon landing, ponders the evil-ness of goatees, sees his beloved home town get blown to hell, and reenacts clips too awesome to actually include in the review!
The Cinema Slob continues his in-depth look at the genius of Michael Bay's Transformers trilogy with the truly awesome Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!
As we all know, 2007's Transformers is a classic of modern cinema, and the magnum opus of master auteur Michael Bay, starring one of the greatest actors of our generation, Shia LaBeouf! It's also the debut review of the Cinema Slob--No, not the Cinema Snob. Confused? Then watch the video, where the Snob himself, Brad Jones makes a special appearance to explain it all for you!
Sofie takes on Michael Bay and his big, dumb, loud first entry in the Transformers series, starring Shia LaBeouf as a high school kid who befriends alien robots and, even more unbelievably, dates Megan Fox. While not as horrible as the two sequels, it's still full of enough obnoxious humor (an Autobot pisses on John Turturro's head! On camera!) to make it a chore to sit through.