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Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
Mark your calendars, Netflix subscribers and people who have their friends' Netflix login information and passwords memorized! June 12 is fast approaching. And with it comes our long-awaited reunion with plucky, pretty, erstwhile drug runner Piper Chapman and her diverse gaggle of felonious female pals.
Daredevil confesses, kicks asses in first trailer
Rick Santorum's Hobby Lobby Documentary: America's Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)
Here's That New 'Game Of Thrones' Behind The Scenes Video We Know You Want To Watch
Let's All Watch The Official 'House Of Cards' Season Two Trailer Fifteen Times In A Row
Rejoice! Your Official 'Veronica Mars' Movie Trailer Has Arrived
You Really Did Not Need To Freeze Your Butt Off In Times Square To See This 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Trailer
Amazing Spider-Man 2 Trailer: Wow So Villains, Such 'Splodey
Oh, LEGO Movie Trailer, God Bless You For Existing