It may be March, but it’s looking more like summer at the cineplex, due to several big budget sci-fi/fantasy releases this month. Once again, it’s time for us here at the Agony Booth to play armchair box office prognosticators and…
It’s the end of the year, and you know what that means: It’s time once again to look forward to the movies that no one is looking forward to. Some of you might recall I compiled a list like this…
So as we all know, video game movies suck major balls. But which ones suck the least? Let's find out!
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can't shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn't and it isn't.
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In this rather half-hearted adventure, Lara must stop a Whatever Artifact from falling into the hands of the dumbest version of the Illuminati ever. A pre-007 Daniel Craig shows up to be her love interest, while also doing a terrible American accent.
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