Want to enjoy all the benefits of good booze and an awesome night of bar-hopping without the inevitable hangover and humiliation that comes from poor life choices made? HNTP is here to help! We review seven of television's most notorious watering holes and help you to decide whether they are worth your hard-earned happy hour dollars.
Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
How much money would you shell out for the rights to "Do the Bartman"? If it's more than you've got in your couch cushions right now, we're about to prove your entire childhood was a lie. Step inside and let us disillusion you.
What would you do with $100 million and limited time? Simpson co-creator gives a beautiful answer.
Treehouse of Horror does frighteningly well, but Sunday ratings belong to football
Madam Secretary is no Sunday Night Football, but still strong in overall numbers in last night's ratings
Sunday belongs to the oldzzz
Painful Memories, or Learning When to Stop Watching The Simpsons
Monday in the Blurbs
Friday in the blurbs
You Won't Believe What Premeditated Arab Uprising 'The Simpsons' Predicted 13 Years Ago!
Science Writer Reveals Ugly Truth: 'The Simpsons' Is Really All About Math
Bamz Is Going To Be All Up In Your Teevee Selling You Obamacare And We Have A Sneak Peek At The Scripts
'The Simpsons' 2030 Spin-Off Showcase
Complaints To FCC About 'The Simpsons' About What You'd Expect From People Who Hate 'The Simpsons'
Friday Link Love: Pick Up Artists And Liquor, Awww Yeah
'The Simpsons' To Kill Off A Major Character; Betting Now Open In Our Dead Pool
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