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· by Julie Kushner · Nov 10, 2015

The Good, The Bad, and The Drunky – HNTP Reviews the Best and Worst Fictional Watering Holes on the Small Screen

Want to enjoy all the benefits of good booze and an awesome night of bar-hopping without the inevitable hangover and humiliation that comes from poor life choices made? HNTP is here to help! We review seven of television's most notorious watering holes and help you to decide whether they are worth your hard-earned happy hour dollars.

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 29, 2015

11 TV Characters Most Likely to Surprise You by Declaring Their Support for Donald Trump

Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…

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· by Julie Kushner · Jul 27, 2015

Everybody in the House Do the Bartman . . . For $38 Grand

How much money would you shell out for the rights to "Do the Bartman"? If it's more than you've got in your couch cushions right now, we're about to prove your entire childhood was a lie. Step inside and let us disillusion you.

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· by Rick Lewis · Nov 12, 2014

What would you do with $100 million and limited time? Simpson co-creator gives a beautiful answer.

What would you do with $100 million and limited time? Simpson co-creator gives a beautiful answer.

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· by Rick Lewis · Oct 20, 2014

Treehouse of Horror does frighteningly well, but Sunday ratings belong to football

Treehouse of Horror does frighteningly well, but Sunday ratings belong to football

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· by Rick Lewis · Oct 13, 2014

Madam Secretary is no Sunday Night Football, but still strong in overall numbers in last night’s ratings

Madam Secretary is no Sunday Night Football, but still strong in overall numbers in last night's ratings

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 22, 2014

Sunday belongs to the oldzzz

Sunday belongs to the oldzzz

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· by Kaleb Horton · Aug 29, 2014

Painful Memories, or Learning When to Stop Watching The Simpsons

Painful Memories, or Learning When to Stop Watching The Simpsons

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 25, 2014

Monday in the Blurbs

Monday in the Blurbs

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 22, 2014

Friday in the blurbs

Friday in the blurbs

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· by Lisa Needham · May 9, 2014

You Won’t Believe What Premeditated Arab Uprising ‘The Simpsons’ Predicted 13 Years Ago!

You Won't Believe What Premeditated Arab Uprising 'The Simpsons' Predicted 13 Years Ago!

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· by Dok Zoom · Nov 19, 2013

Science Writer Reveals Ugly Truth: ‘The Simpsons’ Is Really All About Math

Science Writer Reveals Ugly Truth: 'The Simpsons' Is Really All About Math

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· by Lisa Needham · Nov 5, 2013

Bamz Is Going To Be All Up In Your Teevee Selling You Obamacare And We Have A Sneak Peek At The Scripts

Bamz Is Going To Be All Up In Your Teevee Selling You Obamacare And We Have A Sneak Peek At The Scripts

· by Kaleb Horton · Nov 4, 2013

The Simpsons 2030 Spin-Off Showcase

'The Simpsons' 2030 Spin-Off Showcase

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· by Dok Zoom · Oct 21, 2013

Complaints To FCC About ‘The Simpsons’ About What You’d Expect From People Who Hate ‘The Simpsons’

Complaints To FCC About 'The Simpsons' About What You'd Expect From People Who Hate 'The Simpsons'

· by Lisa Needham · Oct 4, 2013

Friday Link Love: Pick Up Artists And Liquor, Awww Yeah

Friday Link Love: Pick Up Artists And Liquor, Awww Yeah

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· by Dok Zoom · Oct 2, 2013

‘The Simpsons’ To Kill Off A Major Character; Betting Now Open In Our Dead Pool

'The Simpsons' To Kill Off A Major Character; Betting Now Open In Our Dead Pool