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Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where awkwardly shoehorned pop culture references are considered clever writing.
I think I've figured out why I have such a sweet spot for Chanel #5. No, it's not because I enjoy the cheap vagina dentata jokes. Although, to be fair, who would have predicted that such an outlandish throwaway line would become a recurring joke?
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where killers get away with murder and not in a fun, twisty How to Get Away with Murder kind of way, but because everyone is so stupid and willfully obtuse that it makes you wonder how there's not a Purge-type scenario happening 24/7.