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Tagged: The Future is Gonna Suck

· by Thomas Stockel · Apr 13, 2021

Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 3 of 3)

Last time: Johnny picked up a bodyguard and a doctor, and while Pharmakom has hired a psycho hitman to collect his head, our hero has discovered the data in his skull could save millions of lives… if somebody can get…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Apr 6, 2021

Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 2 of 3)

Last time: In the far flung year of… 2021, a guy named Johnny is a special courier who smuggles data via an implant in his head. Now he’s got too much data stuffed in his noggin and has to get…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Mar 30, 2021

Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 1 of 3)

You would be hard-pressed to find a celebrity more beloved than Keanu Reeves, and it’s not hard to figure out why, as he avoids controversy and doesn’t get involved in tawdry headline-grabbing feuds or affairs. He donates a lot of…

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Aug 1, 2016

VIDEO: Wheels of Fire (1985)

More post-apocalyptic goodness from the Philippines.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Mar 20, 2016

VIDEO: Demolition Man (1993)

The action comedy that's even more relevant now than it was back then.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 25, 2016

VIDEO: Waterworld (1995)

The troubled history of what was once the most expensive movie ever made.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 21, 2015

Minority Report “The Present”

“Well, this is it. This is the final episode of Minority Report... that I’ll be recapping until I move on to another show.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 15, 2015

Minority Report “Fredi”

“Is this a watch that warns him about a future murder or a watch that warns him about a future case of the squirts? Because let’s face it, both of those would be equally useful.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 8, 2015

Minority Report “Hawkeye”

“The woman from Central insists, ‘this is not Precrime!’ It’s just... preventing crimes before they happen. Completely different.”

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Aug 12, 2014

In Time (2011): Immortality is for the 1%

“Even though they add the mathematically necessary amount of action scenes, it just didn’t stand out as something I’d care to watch again.”

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jun 30, 2014

Strange Days (1995)

“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”

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· by Staff Writer · Apr 7, 2014

Terminator Salvation (2009)

“Christian Bale acts more robotic than the cyborgs he’s fighting.”

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· by Staff Writer · Mar 19, 2014

After Earth (2013)

“I’m not sure that’s how evolution works, though it’s disheartening to see that Shyamalan thought so much of his silly ‘plants killing humans’ premise of The Happening that he reuses it here.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Feb 27, 2014

VIDEO: America 3000 (1986)

A post-apocalyptic film from Cannon Films? Yes, please!

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Feb 18, 2014

Aeon Flux (2005)

“I guess they were going for the ‘making simple things as cryptic as possible’ motif of the series, not realizing that it didn’t really work all that well on the show, either.”

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· by Steven Patsel · Dec 4, 2013

Oblivion (2013)

“And much like an amnesiac, you’ll embark on an adventure that’s all too familiar, and by the end you’ll have forgotten it all anyway.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jul 8, 2013

VIDEO: American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993)

Cecil reviews yet another in a long line of awesome post-apocalyptic action flicks!

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· by Film Renegado · Apr 14, 2013

VIDEO: Robot Jox (1989)

Renegado wants to build his own giant robot, so he sneaks into a giant robot building facility, of course, and takes a look at a movie with similar themes. Features appearances from Cecil from Good Bad Flicks, and a robot with a chainsaw penis!

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· by Cinema Slob · Feb 13, 2013

VIDEO: Lost in Space (1998)

This episode, the Slob looks back at his childhood to take on the 1998 sci-fi classic Lost in Space! Does the film still hold up, or is the Slob just another space cadet? Watch and find out, and enjoy a special cameo from our own Count Jackula!

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Nov 19, 2012

VIDEO: The Apple (1980)

It's the bizarre cult classic The Apple, a gay sci-fi biblical musical allegory directed by the future producer of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. It's the far-flung year of 1994, where society is ruled by a fascist, totalitarian record label called BIM, and the only ones who can liberate humanity are two virginal folk singers from Canada.

Tagged: The Future is Gonna Suck

Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 3 of 3)

Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 2 of 3)

Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 1 of 3)

VIDEO: Wheels of Fire (1985)

VIDEO: Demolition Man (1993)

VIDEO: Waterworld (1995)

Minority Report “The Present”

Minority Report “Fredi”

Minority Report “Hawkeye”

In Time (2011): Immortality is for the 1%

Strange Days (1995)

Terminator Salvation (2009)

After Earth (2013)

VIDEO: America 3000 (1986)

Aeon Flux (2005)

Oblivion (2013)

VIDEO: American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993)

VIDEO: Robot Jox (1989)

VIDEO: Lost in Space (1998)

VIDEO: The Apple (1980)

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