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Young Regan MacNeil and her mom the movie star are on a talk show. We can tell it's the '70's by Regan's groovy shag haircut. Young Regan looks like Linda Blair, and Chris looks nothing at all like Sharon Gless, but a lot like Ellen Burstyn...
When a series tells you publicly and explicitly that it is not a sequel to something else, but then it turns out to be totally a sequel, is that a twist or a cheat?
This week opens with Casey dreaming. You can tell it's a dream and not a flashback because even before the weird stuff starts, there's cowboy polka music playing, which no teen would ever tolerate even to be ironic.
Here comes the sine qua non of horror tropes: teenage lust. In this case, girl on girl, because that's now a TV requirement.
The creepy homeless guy is henceforth referred to as “the schizophrenic”, because priests are such brilliant diagnosticians and there's nothing offensive about referring to people by their illness because look at all those lepers in the Bible.
Time to check the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Demonic Disorders IV to see if lack of appetite is a symptom. It is!