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According to the impeccable journalists at TheOnion.com, all those pesky broads who whine about not getting quality jobs behind the camera in Hollywood ought to count their blessings: at least no one can blame them for The Blacklist.
Pirates are stealing America's greatest treasure!
Dancing dominates the Monday ratings
Without Big Bang Theory, the Monday ratings get very tight
Dancing With the Stars slips ahead of The Voice in Monday's ratings
The Big Bang Theory beats reality in the Monday ratings
Scorpion starts to crawl of out Big Bang's shadow in the Monday night ratings
Big Bang Theory dominates the official first night of the new fall season