“At one point during the riffing, one of the guys remarks that the movie looks like it was edited in a Vitamix, and that’s pretty accurate.”
“Instead, we get this crap, which supposedly knows it’s crap, which means we’ve now achieved Crap Inception, but at the end of the day, we’re still watching crap.”
It instantly became a cult classic on social media, and now there's not a single person on the Internet who hasn't talked about this movie. But since some people are still on the fence about watching it, what the hell, here's a review!
Cecil reviews one of the most notorious intentionally "bad" films to come along in a while, and takes a look at the company behind it.
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“Probably the most entertaining aspect of Sharknado is that it appears to have been written by someone who has never actually heard another human being speak. It’s entirely possible we’re watching the first film written in the Divine Language.”
“Probably the most entertaining aspect of Sharknado is that it appears to have been written by someone who has never actually heard another human being speak. It’s entirely possible we’re watching the first film written in the Divine Language.”
Renegado reviews the inevitable Asylum rip-off of the much-anticipated Pacific Rim, creatively titled Atlantic Rim! In this film, a team of scientists operate giant robots to battle monsters rising up from the Atlantic Ocean, not the Pacific Ocean. See? Totally different!
“‘80s pop princesses Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are down in the ‘Everglades’, trying to out-bitch each other by creating giant pythons and alligators. Eventually, the two middle-aged teen queens put their differences aside to save Miami from a reptile apocalypse, in this amazing sci-fi-horror-action comedy that manages to completely fail in four genres at once!”
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“Brittany Murphy plays a renowned seismologist here, and comes off about as credible as, well, Brittany Murphy playing a renowned seismologist. Get ready for a depressing set of screencaps in this recap, because Murphy looks (and sounds) terrible throughout. I can’t tell if her total lack of energy is due to her health issues, or her just plain hating the material.”
“Brittany Murphy plays a renowned seismologist here, and comes off about as credible as, well, Brittany Murphy playing a renowned seismologist. Get ready for a depressing set of screencaps in this recap, because Murphy looks (and sounds) terrible throughout. I can’t tell if her total lack of energy is due to her health issues, or her just plain hating the material.”
“Brittany Murphy plays a renowned seismologist here, and comes off about as credible as, well, Brittany Murphy playing a renowned seismologist. Get ready for a depressing set of screencaps in this recap, because Murphy looks (and sounds) terrible throughout. I can’t tell if her total lack of energy is due to her health issues, or her just plain hating the material.”
“Brittany Murphy plays a renowned seismologist here, and comes off about as credible as, well, Brittany Murphy playing a renowned seismologist. Get ready for a depressing set of screencaps in this recap, because Murphy looks (and sounds) terrible throughout. I can’t tell if her total lack of energy is due to her health issues, or her just plain hating the material.”
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