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God keeps throwing tornadoes at the good Christian people of Texas rather than targeting his vengeance directly at those bastard Supreme Court Justices causing all the problems. What's up with that, a 700 Club viewer wants to know.
Duck Dynasty Wife Backtracks on Pro-Choice Claim, Demands Big Government Control Her Body and Medical Decisions... OR DID SHE?
Pat Robertson blames "Jewish radical" for destroying U.S. Air Force singlehandedly
Christ likes his bride well armed, says Pat Robertson
Does anyone else think the violence in Iraq kinda sorta looks like this Biblical prophesy, if you squint and lean to the left and spill chicken soup over most of the words?
Bill O'Reilly takes the televangelist torch and runs with it