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It’s an experience I’m sure we’re all familiar with. It’s the middle of the night and you’ve just snuck out of your room for a quick snack. Everyone else is asleep, so you move carefully so as not to wake anyone up---yet every step you take is done in quick tippy-toe sprints, just so you don’t have to stay in the dark too long...
Mainstream May for Cecil continues with I Am Number Four, a movie adapted from a book series that unfortunately was dismissed as another Twilight knockoff. While there is a teen romance and superpowers, the film is fast-paced entertainment and not the dull mess that the Twilight movies ended up as.
A video recorded last month where Joey reviews a recent movie that shows how true love will always prevail, even in the zombie apocalypse. Trust us, it's better than it sounds!
This episode, the Cinema Slob gets enchanted by Nicolas Cage and Jay Baruchel in The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Find out what the Slob thinks of Disney's modern take on the classic Fantasia short!
Nicolas Cage is the sorcerer and Jay Baruchel is the apprentice in a feature-length adaptation of that one segment from Fantasia. Watch as Disney screws up a franchise based on something that only lasts a few minutes. That never always happens!