3 horrifying Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles moments Michael Bay will never use
Suddenly, New York was full of unemployed ninjas without the life skills to switch to a less stabby career.
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Wolverine, Hulk, and Raphael: When rebellious loners struggle to go solo
Wolverine from X-Men and Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a surprising amount in common. Both are hot-tempered and quick to turn to violence to deal with problems. Both characters are mutants. They...
3 ridiculous things you used to find in cereal boxes
There’s only so many ways you can make compressed wheat taste like mediocre Halloween candy.
The Bay-ification of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
“This film bears all the hallmarks of a perfectly serviceable ‘toon franchise being bled of all its charm by the same man still milking the Transformers for all they’re worth.”
TV Cartoons Spawn 2014’s Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax
TV Cartoons Spawn 2014’s Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax
VIDEO: TMNT (2007)
Cecil takes a look at the often forgotten entry in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise, TMNT.
VIDEO: You’re wrong about the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
A brief editorial about the recent Ninja Turtles film, and why you should just give it a freaking break, already!
VIDEO: Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990)
It’s a mega Saturday morning crossover as Bugs Bunny, the Smurfs, Baby Kermit, Slimer, Winnie the Pooh, Garfield, ALF, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (singular) team up to tell you that drugs are bad. This is your brain after watching your favorite cartoon characters turn into major narcs!
VIDEO: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
Go ninja, go ninja, go! Cecil reviews the sequel to one of his all-time favorite films.
VIDEO: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994)
We Wish You a Turtle Christmas is the purest combination of both terrible and awesome. A direct-to-video holiday special where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sing Christmas songs about pizza and… other things, it’s one of the greatest Christmas specials ever.
VIDEO: Franchise Evolution: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
This time Sofie has a special… freakish guest as she looks back at all three animated incarnations of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the beloved 1987 show, the less-beloved 2003 show, and the entirely brand new 2012 Nickelodeon show. Sofie and her companion compare the three shows, and she even reveals her favorite turtle!
VIDEO: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “H.A.T.E.”
“In his continuing quest for Saturday Morning Glory, Ryan watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Not the ‘80s series, but the 2003 Nickelodeon version that was more faithful to the original Turtles comics. But as the third season episode ‘H.A.T.E.’ proves, being more faithful isn’t always a good thing. In a story lifted from Vol. 1, Issue 12, the Turtles go up against an inept pseudo-militia group intent on nuking New York City. Meanwhile, the writers accidentally (one assumes) drop in a sitcom plot where April deals with her visiting mother-in-law. Wacky hijinks—and attempted genocide—ensue!”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps” (part 2 of 2)
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps” (part 1 of 2)
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”
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