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As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
“It is quite likely that [Captain] Kirk is a Republican,” says Sen. Ted Cruz, who claims to be quite the Trekkie. Could he be right??? HNTP examines the evidence.
All hail, Sen. Ted Cruz, savior and protector of TV viewers everywhere!
Stephen Colbert Is Ready To De-Poutinize Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz (Video)
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Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Sexy CPAC Edition
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