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Tagged: Starring Ben Affleck’s Teeth

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· by Sybil Pandemic · Oct 15, 2013

VIDEO: Daredevil (2003) The Director’s Cut

Solkir watches Daredevil and wonders how such a great movie can be so universally loathed. As it turns out, he saw the director's cut, a vast improvement over what played in theaters. After seeing both versions, Solkir does an in-depth examination of what makes the theatrical cut so awful.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Aug 30, 2013

Argo (2012)

“Had the film been helmed by a more seasoned director, or even a relative unknown, it never would have taken home the big prize. Because ultimately, the most interesting thing about Argo is that Ben Affleck directed it.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Dec 24, 2012

VIDEO: Reindeer Games (2000)

This week, Cecil gets serious again to talk about John Frankenheimer's extremely under-appreciated action crime thriller Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, and Charlize Theron. And stay tuned after the review for a reading of the classic holiday poem "'Twas the Flick Before Christmas"!

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· by Cinema Slob · Oct 11, 2012

VIDEO: Daredevil (2003)

Since the amazing special effects of Speed Racer has left the Slob blind, he's decided to take a look (no pun intended) at a movie featuring a man with the same disability. Check out the Slob's state-appointed defense of Daredevil!

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· by Johnny Oldschool · Aug 25, 2012

VIDEO: Gigli (2003)

Gigli is an absolute train wreck of a movie about a gangster and a pseudo-lesbian hired to kidnap a federal prosecutor's retarded son. And sure enough, the guy pretending to be mentally handicapped is far more believable than Ben Affleck pretending to be a gangster.

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 7 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 6 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 5 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 4 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 3 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 2 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Martini Shark · Dec 20, 2010

Surviving Christmas (2004) (part 1 of 7)

“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”

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· by Torgo's Hand · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 8 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 7 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 6 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Ed Harris · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 5 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Jessica Ritchey · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 4 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by David Bowgett · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 3 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Jason Sartin · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 2 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 1 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"