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House Of Cards Spoiler Parade Recap: Frank Throws Like A Girl
NBC Makes Bode Miller Cry So It Can Win Ratings Gold Medal
Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are
Sweet Old Sportsball Guy Makes Us Cry With Nice Time About Michael Sam
Damn, Michael Sam Dancing Topless Video. For Real, Just Damn.
Olympic Team Skating: It's A Man's Man's Man's Man's World
Come Watch Jesse Ventura's New Internet Teevee Thing Where He Shouts At You In Ten-Minute Increments
It's Official: Rapper DMX Gets Chance To Go All Mike Tyson On George Zimmerman
We Will Pay All The Monies To See Kanye West Punch George Zimmerman
Come Celebrate Your Great And Glorious Capitalist Freedom By Watching Super Bowl Ads Again, For America
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Everyone Just Pipe Down Edition
George Zimmerman Thoughtfully Offers Other Semi-Famous People A Chance To Punch Him In The Face Repeatedly
Quick! Come Cry Over This Guinness Olympic Athletes Ad Before It Disappears Forever
The NFL Cheerleaders Need A Union. We Imagine The Teamsters Would Oblige
The Happy Script Doctor: The Lance Armstrong Biopic
Michelle Obama Is Being A Thug Again
There Is A Thing Called An NFL Forest Face And We Must Have It For Christmas
'Yes NFL Players Are Being Concussed To Death' Is Pretty Much All You Need To Know About 'League Of Denial'
Awesome Deaf Sportsball Team Wins Game, Gives Us Story That Actually Is Happy And Nice
If We Can't Have This NFL High-Heeled Shoe Wine Rack For Christmas, Life Is Not Worth Living