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“Casting a black or Latino Spider-Man for the sake of casting a black Spider-Man may or may not be the right move.”
19 KIDS AND COUNTING: Say No to the Dress!
“There’s one thing Marvel fans, movie fans, and pretty much all of civilized society are in unanimous agreement upon: Please, not another Spider-Man origin story.”
The Unusual Suspect reviews Andrew Garfield's debut as our favorite web-slinging superhero. This is The Amazing Spider-Man!
“When 2017 rolls around and audiences find themselves being forced to see seven different movies (all within a four-month window) just to keep track of everything going on in multiple universes, we may see a real backlash.”
“Most of their work seems to be the result of a couple of not-very-bright guys trying their hardest to write really smart movies.”
“I wish I could say this film had potential. But potential would imply that someone gave a shit.”
Renegado has seen the sequel to the reboot of the Spider-Man franchise, despite not having watched the first one. Did avoiding the tired origin story make watching this movie more enjoyable? Watch the review and find out!
“Clips and trailers for the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man 2 started dropping, and I continued to play it cool, when on the inside I was crying tears of pure joy.”
Morning Sideboob: Michael Jackson's Real-Life 'Billie Jean'
What do you do when someone else does a thing that everyone loves? Thoughtlessly copy it, of course! That's why Sony is planning to build an entire cinematic universe around Spider-Man villains Venom and the Sinister Six.
Amazing Spider-Man 2 Trailer: Wow So Villains, Such 'Splodey
Solkir reviews a film starring Willem Dafoe, and some other people.
The Unusual Suspect finishes off the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy with a review of Spider-Man 3! Often regarded as one of the worst superhero films of all time, the Suspect looks at what rubbed people the wrong way.
The Minority Report is back! This time it's an Editor's Special as Tom's editor Ben steps in front of the camera to explain why he loves The Amazing Spider-Man, the 2012 reboot with Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. Just like Tom, he answers your questions about the movie, and at the end, he brings you the Top 5 best things about The Amazing Spider-Man!
Tom is back to take more questions from the public about Spider-Man 3, and explain why he thinks it's an awesome movie, with great action scenes and great villains! Yes, even Venom.
Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.
This episode, Sofie is joined by Joey Tedesco to discuss a show they both hate with a passion: the 2012 animated series Ultimate Spider-Man, which has nothing to do with Marvel's line of Ultimate comics, or its regular comics, or anything Spider-Man related for that matter.
Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's just pure fanboy essentialness... with boobs.
Continuing his look at superhero movies, the Slob checks out Sam Raimi's finale to his Spider-Man trilogy! Unfortunately, something dark and mysterious lurks in the shadows of this review, as the Slob is transformed by a strange goo. What does this mean for his defense of Spider-Man 3? Watch and find out!