Patrons get an ad-free experience and full access to our archives. Support the Agony Booth for as little as $1/month!

Click here for more details.

Tagged: sofia vergara

· by Julie Kushner · Jul 1, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”

Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”

· by Dan Weber · Jun 16, 2014

Everything Just Sort of Works Out for Schlubby Jon Favreau in Jon Favreau’s "Chef"

Everything Just Sort of Works Out for Schlubby Jon Favreau in Jon Favreau's "Chef"

· by M. Reyes · Apr 24, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Will Dress Like A Clown To Terrify Your Children

Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Will Dress Like A Clown To Terrify Your Children

· by Michelle McCarthy · Jan 23, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Heaven Sent

Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry's Breasts Are Heaven Sent

Agonizer / Text

· by Lisa Needham · Sep 23, 2013

Everybody At The Emmys Is Literally A Shining Star

Everybody At The Emmys Is Literally A Shining Star