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We Humbly Regret Our Failure To Provide Adequate Sideboob In 2013
Kim Kardashian Would Like You To Know That Her 6-Month-Old Child Has Her Own Lamborghini
Only One Day Left To Set Your Tivo For 'Sex Sent Me To The ER'
So Wings, Such Underwear, Wow: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Tila Tequila Doesn't Hate Jews, She Just Loves Hitler And Would Like Some Attention, Is That So Wrong?
Hero MPAA Saves Us From Shia LaBeouf Doing Mouth Sex On Evan Rachel Wood
What is the worst thing we will have to write about today? Dok Zoom probably won/lost with having to write the rape roundup over at Wonkette, but we are feeling fairly close-secondish with having to wrangle with the knowledge that…
R. Kelly's New Record Comes With An Extra-Special Pair Of Panties For Your Extra-Special Lady Or Man
Things That Are Sexier Than Adam Levine, People's 'Sexiest' 'Man' of '2013'
Kanye West's New Video Is Exactly What Happens When Your Friends Fail To Tell You Something Is A Bad Idea
Thanks To The Oxford English Dictionary Word-Of-The-Year, There Is No Way You Will Ever Escape Selfies Again
Annie Leibovitz Should Make Jessica Chastain Dress Up As These Five Paintings
Lady At 'Thought Catalog' Likes Lady Things, Is Walking Talking 'Sex And The City' Episode
Real Life True Story of Realness: The Day A Music Store Clerk Made Playboy Playmate Barbi Benton Cry
Sideboob Roundup: Important Tidbits About The People You Love To Hate
Man, we are gonna miss this Minneapolis mayor’s race. It really has exceeded expectations in terms of giving us things to mock. Up until today, that was primarily because of Jeff Wagner, who did one ad where he emerged from…
Beloved Anonymous Internet Dweller Who Mashed Up David Attenborough With Miley Cyrus At The VMAs Should Receive Some Kind Of Medal
Kanye West Wants Michelle Obama To Stop Classisming Poor Little Kim Kardashian
Britney Spears Is Keeping The World Safe From Pirates So Shut Up You Guys
Chrissy From 'Three's Company' Should Not Be Your Source Of Information About Obamacare, People - UPDATED!!