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Tagged: Sharon Stone

· by Daniel Dockery · Mar 15, 2017

Bad Superhero Movie Showdown 2004: Blade Trinity vs. Catwoman

I am so utterly indifferent to Catwoman’s cast that I would give it an award for Best Ensemble as long as I never had to endure Ryan Reynolds machine-gunning his dialogue at me in another Blade movie.

· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 19, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Jake Gyllenhaal Punched Taylor Swift’s V-Card, Then Stood Her Up To Her Birthday Party

Morning Sideboob: Jake Gyllenhaal Punched Taylor Swift's V-Card, Then Stood Her Up To Her Birthday Party

· by Michelle McCarthy · Jan 22, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Drew Barrymore says Playboy is for me but not for thee

Drew’s Not Passing the Playboy Torch Drew Barrymore is building up her arsenal of parental clichés early, starting with “Do as I say, not as I do.” Although Drew’s daughter, Olive, is only a year old, she’s all ready to…

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· by Sybil Pandemic · Jan 15, 2014

VIDEO: Catwoman (2004)

Solkir reviews a movie that hates everyone and everything. And... what's this? A new host for the Graphic Novel Picture Show has suddenly appeared!

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· by David Rose · Jun 10, 2013

VIDEO: Total Recall (1990)

Recently, Hollywood made an attempt to wipe the original Total Recall from your memory, but The DVD Shelf is here to remember it for you—wholesale! We'll delve into the Schwarzenegger classic, beginning with the original Philip K. Dick short story that inspired it, the film's lengthy development, and how they pulled it all together. And, yes, we'll even look at that remake.

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· by Cinema Slob · Nov 4, 2012

VIDEO: Catwoman (2004)

In his ongoing look at superhero films, the Cinema Slob takes a look at DC's effort to make a Catwoman film. Find out just how many lives this kitty has, as the Slob sinks his claws into this purrrrfect action movie.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Aug 3, 2012

VIDEO: Total Recall: Book vs. Movie

Just in time for the remake of Total Recall, we go back to the original. No, not the 1990 movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone—we're going really old school, with a review of the short story "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" by Philip K. Dick.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 12, 2012

VIDEO: Catwoman (2004)

Cecil looks at Catwoman, starring Halle Berry as a cosmetics company employee who undergoes basically the same origin as Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns and becomes a superhero! Many consider this to be a strong contender for worst comic book movie ever made, but in this episode, Cecil explains why he genuinely loves Catwoman.

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 4, 2012

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) (part 5 of 5)

“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 4, 2012

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) (part 4 of 5)

“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 4, 2012

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) (part 3 of 5)

“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 4, 2012

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) (part 2 of 5)

“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 4, 2012

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) (part 1 of 5)

“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ed Harris · Aug 14, 2010

The Specialist (1994) (part 4 of 4)

“For some reason, this film was marketed as a more ‘serious’ movie, even though I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone doesn’t go to the movies for serious dramatics. Stallone’s fans go to see him kill a lot of things and be macho, and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in Basic Instinct. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, so does Sly.”

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· by Ed Harris · Aug 14, 2010

The Specialist (1994) (part 3 of 4)

“For some reason, this film was marketed as a more ‘serious’ movie, even though I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone doesn’t go to the movies for serious dramatics. Stallone’s fans go to see him kill a lot of things and be macho, and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in Basic Instinct. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, so does Sly.”

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· by Ed Harris · Aug 14, 2010

The Specialist (1994) (part 2 of 4)

“For some reason, this film was marketed as a more ‘serious’ movie, even though I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone doesn’t go to the movies for serious dramatics. Stallone’s fans go to see him kill a lot of things and be macho, and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in Basic Instinct. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, so does Sly.”

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· by Ed Harris · Aug 14, 2010

The Specialist (1994) (part 1 of 4)

“For some reason, this film was marketed as a more ‘serious’ movie, even though I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone doesn’t go to the movies for serious dramatics. Stallone’s fans go to see him kill a lot of things and be macho, and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in Basic Instinct. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, so does Sly.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jun 15, 2010

King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 6 of 6)

“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jun 15, 2010

King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 5 of 6)

“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”

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· by Ed Harris · Jun 15, 2010

King Solomon's Mines (1985) (part 4 of 6)

“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”