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Sometimes it seems like Jor-El sent his son to Earth because he foresaw what a rancid sack of dicks he was going to turn into.
According to the impeccable journalists at TheOnion.com, all those pesky broads who whine about not getting quality jobs behind the camera in Hollywood ought to count their blessings: at least no one can blame them for The Blacklist.
When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.
Tyrese Gibson will soon co-host a relationship-focused talk show on the OWN network, but his own relationship issues make him an odd choice for the gig.
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE RECAP: Rudy vs. The Mustache (S14:E1)
More proof how awesome it is to be a dude, as if any were needed
Guy who loves children's TV shows a little too much also loves white people WAY too much
XX: The depressingly low and yet record high number of women working in primetime television
Man Time: Sorry We Were Sexist At You Yesterday, Lady Sports!
Jon Stewart Has Feelings About Lady Politicians And Their Hysterical Emotions (Video)
Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are
Happy Birthday John Lennon, War Is Over