Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
“It feels like there’s no reason for this movie to have even been made, apart from the first film becoming a cult hit, and comic book adaptations now being even bigger business than they were in 2005.”
Tagged: Sequels Nobody Asked For
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
“Bay simply ramps up the pace and explosion count from prior entries and layers on the Dinobots like so much icing on a shit cake.”
VIDEO: Home Alone 3 (1997)
The Suspect takes a look at the last theatrical release of the Home Alone series: Home Alone 3. Is it really as bad as everyone makes it out to be?
VIDEO: Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
A new Transformers movie has come out, and Mr. Mendo very passionately has no idea what to make of it!
VIDEO: Casper: A Spirited Beginning (1997)
It's the direct to video prequel to 1995's Casper, starring Steve Guttenberg, Rodney Dangerfield, Lori Loughlin, and James Earl Jones as the voice of the bad guy, in one of the weirdest ensembles ever.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
“Neveldine/Taylor inject the Ghost Rider sequel with enough energy to keep it from being a total washout; But not even they can counteract the direct-to-video, anything-for-a-paycheck vibe that pervades this whole thing.”
S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale (2009)
“It’s clear the filmmakers saw Donnie Darko, and literally no other movie ever made.”
VIDEO: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
Cecil takes an in-depth look at the hype surrounding the original Blair Witch Project, which then leads into a review of its much misunderstood sequel. Both films are great in their own way, but unfortunately some studio meddling severely messed up Blair Witch 2. This is another episode in Cecil's "Exploring" series, which is a serious look at certain films that deserve more recognition.
VIDEO: Cars 2 (2011)
You've probably been wondering where the hell the Blockbuster Chick's been! Well, this review of Cars 2 requested by Suzie's fan U.N. Owen will answer all of your questions.
VIDEO: Baby Geniuses 3: Baby Squad Investigators (2013)
Yes, Baby Geniuses, widely considered one of the worst movies of all time, has not one, but two sequels, each worse than the last. In the third installment, the Crown Jewels have been stolen from the Tower of London, and it's up to the baby geniuses to travel to Europe (specifically, GreenScreenLand) and use their secret baby language to recover them.
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
“I like a good mindless action film as much as the next guy (lord knows I’ve written about enough of them in the past), but I also like to have a little something to chew on as well.”
VIDEO: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)
The sequel to 1989's All Dogs Go to Heaven has a new director, a new set of writers, no Don Bluth, and the German Shepherd originally voiced by Burt Reynolds is now being voiced by, of all people, Charlie Sheen. Because sequels where a majority of the cast and crew from the original aren't involved work out well, right?
VIDEO: An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
Phil reviews the unbelievably awful An American Werewolf in Paris, the sequel to the John Landis horror classic An American Werewolf in London, and the poster child for sequels that completely miss what made the original great.
VIDEO: Taken 2 (2012)
On this episode of Movie Madhouse, Josh examines Taken 2, the follow-up to that one movie you remember from a few years ago with that one scene. Back for a pointless, ever-so-slightly xenophobic sequel, Liam Neeson is... the Taken guy.
VIDEO: Busty Cops 2 (2006)
“MikeJ helps the Porn Critic review Busty Cops 2! Will it answer all the unanswered questions from the first Busty Cops? We don't know, but the talking llama is back, and this time there's a CGI whale! Also in this episode: special cameos from Welshy, Film Brain, and the entire Agony Booth crew!”
VIDEO: Aladdin: The Return of Jafar (1994)
It's Joey's hate-filled review of The Return of Jafar, a lazy, badly animated cash-in on Aladdin, and the first (and probably worst) Disney direct-to-video sequel!
Tron Legacy (2010) (part 7 of 7)
“Since 1982, fans had been asking for a sequel to Tron. Well, the studio dithered, and did nothing about that for the longest time. Then they decided that since so many other movie franchises had done so well picking up the pieces a decade or two later, well, why couldn’t they? After all, how hard could it be?”
Tron Legacy (2010) (part 6 of 7)
“Since 1982, fans had been asking for a sequel to Tron. Well, the studio dithered, and did nothing about that for the longest time. Then they decided that since so many other movie franchises had done so well picking up the pieces a decade or two later, well, why couldn’t they? After all, how hard could it be?”
Tron Legacy (2010) (part 5 of 7)
“Since 1982, fans had been asking for a sequel to Tron. Well, the studio dithered, and did nothing about that for the longest time. Then they decided that since so many other movie franchises had done so well picking up the pieces a decade or two later, well, why couldn’t they? After all, how hard could it be?”
Tron Legacy (2010) (part 4 of 7)
“Since 1982, fans had been asking for a sequel to Tron. Well, the studio dithered, and did nothing about that for the longest time. Then they decided that since so many other movie franchises had done so well picking up the pieces a decade or two later, well, why couldn’t they? After all, how hard could it be?”
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