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Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
Top 10 Most Embarrassing TV Moments of 2014
"The Millers" dies a brutal death, "A to Z" tries to climb out of the grave
"Selfie" to end, "Forever" goes on and on
"Manhattan Love Story" is the first show to die this season
What's in a name? How show creators came up with titles to this year's new shows
Get Away with Murder, yes, Manhattan Love Story, no. Predictions for every new show on ABC this fall.
Shut Up, Selfies Are Awesome