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How can television top a White House taken over by a cabal of billionaires, Russian agents, and white supremacists, nominally led by an elderly orange-skinned, ignoramus TV star with spray-tan goggle eyes, whose trophy wife comically refuses to live with…
As we surrender ourselves to the next four years, let's think about the TV presidents who would be doing way worse than using CIA memorials to insist on the "record-breaking" size of their inauguration crowds or getting into Twitter feuds with TV stars.
Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
The AshleyMadison scandal isn't limited to real life husbands and wives. Let's take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
5 TV Stars (Besides Bill Cosby) Whose Real Life Behavior Destroyed Our Love of Classic Shows
"The Millers" dies a brutal death, "A to Z" tries to climb out of the grave
Thursday night audiences say "I love you" to The Big Bang Theory
Charlie Brown is a gateway to steamy, naughty, beautiful sex
CBS owns five of the top 7 slots in the Thursday ratings
Football more than doubles up its closest competitor in the Thursday ratings
There's a new king of the hill--er, queen--in Shondaland in the Thursday ratings
Football's fine, but it's Murder that continues to impress in the ratings
ABC's all-Shonda Rhimes gamble pays off big on day four of premiere week
Easy as 1-2-3? NYT's offensive "angry black woman" article exposes bizarre Hollywood secret