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· by Thomas Stockel · Jun 1, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 6 of 6)

Last time: Spartan and company (including Zachary Lamb, who appears to possess the mutant power of invisibility, which he uses throughout the rest of the film) went down Below to find Simon Phoenix, only to meet Edgar Friendly. Dots were…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 25, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 5 of 6)

Last time on Demolition Man: After having dinner at Taco Bell and thwarting Edgar Friendly’s attempt to steal food for his people, Spartan botched a virtual sex encounter with Lenina. But after playing a hunch, Spartan discovered Cocteau might…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 18, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 4 of 6)

Previously: Simon Phoenix visited a museum (probably for the first time in his life) to get his hands on a gun, and he and John Spartan squared off there. Phoenix escaped and met Cocteau, who—surprise, surprise—is the true villain, having…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 11, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 3 of 6)

Previously: Simon Phoenix was let loose on an unsuspecting 21st century, killing 11 people (I figured out later the 11th would have been the poor bastard he got his overalls from). The police, unequipped to deal with violence, have awakened…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 4, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 2 of 6)

Previously: In 1996, renegade cop on the edge who plays by his own rules John Spartan finally brought down flashy psycho criminal Simon Phoenix, only to be framed for killing 30 bus passengers when Simon’s building went boom. Convicted and…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Apr 27, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 1 of 6)

For the most part, the 1990s weren’t a good time for Sylvester Stallone. After a finishing out the previous decade strong with films like Tango & Cash and Rambo III (the less said about Lock Up, the better), he…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Nov 25, 2019

10 female-led action movies that prove Elizabeth Banks is wrong

A couple of Fridays ago, the latest reboot of Charlie’s Angels was released, and to no one’s surprise, including director/writer/supporting actor Elizabeth Banks, it bombed. Hard. No one was asking for another Charlie’s Angels and I have no clue how…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · May 31, 2018

Hit or Bomb? June 2018 movie predictions

For being smack-dab in the middle of blockbuster season, this month gets off to a pretty slow start. Guess everybody assumed Solo: A Star Wars Story would be dominating the box office for at least a little while, huh? Oops.…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 14, 2017

The least anticipated movies of 2018

It’s the end of the year, and you know what that means: It’s time once again to look forward to the movies that no one is looking forward to. Some of you might recall I compiled a list like this…

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· by Thomas Ricard · Apr 20, 2016

Why we will always love survival movies

“Instead of being a stage for interpersonal conflict and contrasting approaches to problem-solving, the inhospitable setting becomes a kind of all-powerful God dictating the conditions and restrictions of both story and shooting.”

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Mar 20, 2016

VIDEO: Demolition Man (1993)

The action comedy that's even more relevant now than it was back then.

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 9, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Justin Bieber is No Longer Racist

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 25, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Sandra Bullock Gets Felt Up

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Jan 16, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Sandler Rules the Razzies, Lil Za: Once More With Feeling, and Charlie Is Ever the Gentleman

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Joshua Bell · Dec 15, 2013

Gravity (2013)

“Finding myself taking the ‘it’s a great visual experience, the story is secondary to that’ stance this time around vaguely disturbs me.”

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· by Lisa Needham · Oct 16, 2013

If Sandra Bullock And Alfonso Cuaron Do Not Win Oscars For ‘Gravity,’ Blood Will Run In The Streets

If Sandra Bullock And Alfonso Cuaron Do Not Win Oscars For 'Gravity,' Blood Will Run In The Streets

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· by Sursum Ursa · Sep 21, 2012

VIDEO: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)

Mix one part Sandra Bullock, two parts the Dark Side of Makeovers, a couple of bleeding-uterus jokes, and a random quote from The Great Fitness Experiment. Stir well, and bake for 8:41. It's Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous!

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· by Sursum Ursa · Sep 15, 2012

VIDEO: Miss Congeniality (2000)

What happens when you combine Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, and William Shatner with pratfalls and lipstick? Well... Miss Congeniality, of course! Which obviously means a discussion on makeover narratives and the Pygmalion myth, with supporting materials provided by Trinny and Susannah and the Apostle Paul. Because, why not?

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· by Ryan Lohner · Apr 1, 2012

VIDEO: Crash (2004)

Ryan reviews Crash, one of the worst movies to ever win the Best Picture Oscar. Brought to you by former Facts of Life writer Paul Haggis, Crash is the movie that dares to say racism is bad, while teaching us all to be better people through laughter, tears, and Sandra Bullock.

Tagged: Sandra Bullock

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 6 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 5 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 4 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 3 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 2 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 1 of 6)

10 female-led action movies that prove Elizabeth Banks is wrong

Hit or Bomb? June 2018 movie predictions

The least anticipated movies of 2018

Why we will always love survival movies

VIDEO: Demolition Man (1993)

Morning Sideboob: Justin Bieber is No Longer Racist

Morning Sideboob: Sandra Bullock Gets Felt Up

Morning Sideboob: Sandler Rules the Razzies, Lil Za: Once More With Feeling, and Charlie Is Ever the Gentleman

Gravity (2013)

If Sandra Bullock And Alfonso Cuaron Do Not Win Oscars For ‘Gravity,’ Blood Will Run In The Streets

VIDEO: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)

VIDEO: Miss Congeniality (2000)

VIDEO: Crash (2004)

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