Imagine, if you will, a movie so boring that we can't even think of a description for it.
Watch as Joey explains why he likes everything about it: Eric Bana's performance, the references to the comics, the exploration of Bruce Banner's psyche, and yes, even the giant poodle.
Ryan hosts another episode of the Movie Skewer to look at The Golden Compass, based on a novel near and dear to him. New Line scrubbed away the book’s anti-Christian themes when they adapted it into a movie, along with all traces of anything dark or disturbing. Watch as Ryan examines the end result: a bland movie-by-committee where nothing is at stake.
A childhood deal with the Devil, a stunt rider who can’t hurt himself, and a dysfunctional family squabble from the underworld all come together for an epic battle on Earth for the ultimate power... and jelly beans.
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A childhood deal with the Devil, a stunt rider who can’t hurt himself, and a dysfunctional family squabble from the underworld all come together for an epic battle on Earth for the ultimate power... and jelly beans.
A childhood deal with the Devil, a stunt rider who can’t hurt himself, and a dysfunctional family squabble from the underworld all come together for an epic battle on Earth for the ultimate power... and jelly beans.
A childhood deal with the Devil, a stunt rider who can’t hurt himself, and a dysfunctional family squabble from the underworld all come together for an epic battle on Earth for the ultimate power... and jelly beans.
A childhood deal with the Devil, a stunt rider who can’t hurt himself, and a dysfunctional family squabble from the underworld all come together for an epic battle on Earth for the ultimate power... and jelly beans.
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A childhood deal with the Devil, a stunt rider who can’t hurt himself, and a dysfunctional family squabble from the underworld all come together for an epic battle on Earth for the ultimate power... and jelly beans.
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
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"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
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"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
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