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This week on Once, we get to watch the man who died after being turned into a rose, kick the bucket a second time, when he gets turned into a giant sperm. It’s actually kind of romantic, in a weird way.
Who knew the Lord of the Underworld was just another dumb schmuck looking for love in all the wrong places?
ONCE UPON A TIME: Extreme Makeover
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Bad Girls Club
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Revenge of the Blondes (S4:E6)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Under the Snow Globe (S4:E2)