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Tagged: Rob Schneider

· by Thomas Stockel · Jun 1, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 6 of 6)

Last time: Spartan and company (including Zachary Lamb, who appears to possess the mutant power of invisibility, which he uses throughout the rest of the film) went down Below to find Simon Phoenix, only to meet Edgar Friendly. Dots were…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 25, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 5 of 6)

Last time on Demolition Man: After having dinner at Taco Bell and thwarting Edgar Friendly’s attempt to steal food for his people, Spartan botched a virtual sex encounter with Lenina. But after playing a hunch, Spartan discovered Cocteau might…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 18, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 4 of 6)

Previously: Simon Phoenix visited a museum (probably for the first time in his life) to get his hands on a gun, and he and John Spartan squared off there. Phoenix escaped and met Cocteau, who—surprise, surprise—is the true villain, having…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 11, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 3 of 6)

Previously: Simon Phoenix was let loose on an unsuspecting 21st century, killing 11 people (I figured out later the 11th would have been the poor bastard he got his overalls from). The police, unequipped to deal with violence, have awakened…

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· by Thomas Stockel · May 4, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 2 of 6)

Previously: In 1996, renegade cop on the edge who plays by his own rules John Spartan finally brought down flashy psycho criminal Simon Phoenix, only to be framed for killing 30 bus passengers when Simon’s building went boom. Convicted and…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Apr 27, 2020

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 1 of 6)

For the most part, the 1990s weren’t a good time for Sylvester Stallone. After a finishing out the previous decade strong with films like Tango & Cash and Rambo III (the less said about Lock Up, the better), he…

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· by Daniel Dockery · Jan 9, 2017

Bad Superhero Movie Showdown 1995: Batman Forever vs. Judge Dredd

Welcome to the Agony Booth's first ever Bad Superhero Movie Showdown, in which we compare two justifiably reviled superhero movies to definitively answer the question which one fails the most.

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· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Oct 1, 2013

Democrats Save California From Rob Schneider Movies, Hooray!

Series Review / TV / Videos

· by Film Renegado · Apr 26, 2013

VIDEO: ¡Rob!

Renegado teams up with The Wire to try to make sense of Rob Schneider's latest terrible attempt at a sitcom. ¡Rob! (yes, it's written like that) is about an architect who marries into a tightly-knit Mexican-American family, and the worst part about it is they dragged Cheech Marin and Eugenio Derbez into this! That, and it's insufferably racist. So yeah, just like any other sitcom.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Sep 24, 2012

VIDEO: Judge Dredd (1995)

Here's Cecil's take on Judge Dredd, the 1995 movie adapted from a British comic, starring Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider, and Diane Lane.

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· by Joshua Bell · Sep 22, 2012

VIDEO: Judge Dredd (1995)

Josh gives his deranged take on the 1995 Sylvester Stallone movie Judge Dredd, where a British satirical take on fascist American cop movies gets turned into... a fascist American cop movie.

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· by Ed Harris · Sep 17, 2012

Judge Dredd (1995) (part 2 of 2)

“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”

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· by Ed Harris · Sep 17, 2012

Judge Dredd (1995) (part 1 of 2)

“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”

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· by Michael A. Novelli · Jun 1, 2012

VIDEO: American Virgin (2009)

A college student makes a vow of abstinence, and yet still falls prey to a porn producer (Rob Schneider) who plans to put her in his Girls Gone Wild-esque video. Watch as a bunch of no-name actors (including Schneider's daughter, maybe?) go on a road trip to get the incriminating footage back.

Tagged: Rob Schneider

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 6 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 5 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 4 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 3 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 2 of 6)

Demolition Man (1993), a recap (part 1 of 6)

Bad Superhero Movie Showdown 1995: Batman Forever vs. Judge Dredd

Democrats Save California From Rob Schneider Movies, Hooray!

VIDEO: ¡Rob!

VIDEO: Judge Dredd (1995)

VIDEO: Judge Dredd (1995)

Judge Dredd (1995) (part 2 of 2)

Judge Dredd (1995) (part 1 of 2)

VIDEO: American Virgin (2009)

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