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You know what the best thing to do is when there’s a deranged serial killer running loose in your town? Bangin’. Like, lots of it. According to Jughead, Archie and Veronica are engaging in “carnal defiance” and having lots of…
It's Freda vs. Hakeem in the rap battle of the century, but how will this affect his Pepsi endorsement deal or the unborn child he doesn't know about? Life is so complicated!
It's a very Gotham wedding, but not really. Jim makes out with Barbara, but not really. Barbara falls to her death, but not really. It's all very interesting, but not really.
Asher and Laurel are the new Frank and Bonnie, but it's hard to stay on top when the Hapstells keep taking stupid plea deals. Can we kill them next?