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Jughead informs us that every fairy tale has essentially the same warning: don’t go into the woods because there’s nothing but trouble there. Examples include Little Red Riding Hood meeting a hungry wolf and Goldilocks finding the three bears’ house.…
Captain Cold gets kidnapped! This looks like a job for... anyone but Team Flash, because seriously, screw that guy.
Lucious invites the family over for dinner to celebrate his homecoming from prison. He's also got a plan to sabotage Cookie's new label and destroy it from the inside out, as if she wasn't doing that already.
Guess which HTGAWM character has never had an orgasm! Also, lots of sex parties, a little bit of accidental murder, and no answers at all in the flash-forwards.
Gotham's 1% know how to party, but the joke's on Jerome when the city gets a new hero.
It's day three of our True Detective marathon! We last left Colin Ferrell in a bloody heap with shotgun wounds all over his body, but don't worry nothing comes of that. Also, there's lots of police investigation stuff, but nothing comes of that either. Not coming is also a major theme.