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Superheroing is hard! But don't worry, it's nothing a training montage can't fix. What do mean, we already did that last week?
It's week 2 of Quantico--for the recruits as well as the viewers. As usual, everyone is lying about everything, from sex to scars to Swedish.
MInority Report attempts to seduce its audience by insulting it. Think Dash and the precogs can foresee the demise of their own show yet?
So many motives, so many murders. Episode 2 of Scream Queens keeps the blood and laughs flowing.
Zombie hordes are taking out electricity and communications throughout California! Rioters are tearing apart Los Angeles! And absolutely none of it happening on screen! But if you wanna watch an ordinary family sit around and feel helpless for a while, boy-howdy, this is your show!
Sorry, Martin, you're stuck in the vile, decadent, and altogether wonderful West a while longer, where beautiful potential love interests will continue throwing themselves at you every 15 minutes, and only half of them will try to kill you.