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Archie Comics are heading to TV with a CW teen drama/mystery which is like Pretty Little Liars meets Twin Peaks, minus the weird, supernatural stuff. So this is just Pretty Little Liars on the CW with Archie characters. There’s already…
Look, up at the TV! It's some chick who thinks she's superman. The series premiere of Supergirl has arrived.
The series premiere of Quantico brings a whole mess of beautiful people together for sexy shenanigans and deadly secrets, plus a terrorist attack in the middle of New York City just to make it interesting.
A pretty okay Tom Cruise movie turns out to be a pretty okay TV show, if the pilot is anything to judge by. But seriously, killer pigeons? Ouch. Let the recapping begin!
Scream Queens keeps the laughs and the murders coming one after another on its opening night.
"Fear the Walking Dead" set a new record for a cable show premiere... but is anyone out there glad they sat through that thing? HNTP is here to recap it all with a heaping spoonful of snark.
When East Germany was under the thumb of the Evil Empire, a young soldier is forced into the undercover spy biz to save his dying mother and get back to his super-hot girlfriend, although not necessarily in that order.
Welcome to Wayward Pines. It's got a two-word title and northwestern exposure like Twin Peaks, people are stuck in a mysterious place like Lost, and it has secret agents like The Prisoner. The only things missing are humor, originality, wit and irony. But it's an M. Night Shyamalan joint so what did you expect?