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You’ll never recapture the magic of an old movie by imitating it. The story and style were products of their time. Let them go. Only characters are timeless. That’s why we’ll still be lining up to watch Bruce Wayne battle the Joker on the big screen 20 years from now, but any attempt to recreate The Dark Knight is destined to suck.
There's a good chance you never bothered to see The Dukes of Hazzard's disastrous leap to the big screen. Fortunately, our good friends at The-Editing-Room.com re-wrote the entire script in 1,000 words or less... then slathered it all in sarcasm sauce.
A new sort-of Star Trek series is coming to sort-of TV. But are you willing to shell out $6 a month to watch it?
It's a mid-series reboot for Sleepy Hollow as FOX attempts to pull this demon-obsessed melodrama out of Hell with a number of welcome changes. The season 3 premiere gives us many reasons to smile, mostly from who's gone forever. Bye-bye, Katrina and your whiny headless boyfriend!
Caitlyn Jenner's new reality show isn't winning over the masses, but not to worry. HNTP is here with 7 brilliant ways to reboot the series.
Utopia is dead! Long live Utopia!
"Big," "Marley & Me," and more getting recycled into TV shows
IT Crowd and Bewitched on our latest list of remakes being developed for TV right now
I'll start my own Captain Planet... with hookers and blackjack!
But I still haven't seen Babylon 1-4 yet!
Cosmos Recap: The One With Evolution In It
Here Are Five Supervillians That Would Be Scarier And More Eeeevil Than BJ Novak Or Jesse Eisenberg