“They don’t get much cheesier or TV movie-er than 1979’s Captain America, starring Reb ‘Big McLargeHuge’ Brown as the Sentinel of Liberty. There’s no Red Skull or HYDRA or Cap getting entombed in a block of ice in this movie, just a big doof with overinflated biceps riding his motorcycle and battling Wink Martindale’s evil twin.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
“Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy.”
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