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The amazing story of how Happy Nice Time People resurrected the career of NBC's Brian Williams and brought in Pope Francis to personally bless his second coming.
With Pope Francis on his way to Philadelphia this weekend, which of your favorite TV characters would want to be there and what would they do if they got a chance to meet Mr. Infallible face to face?
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Don't You Dare Say "Not All Men" Edition
Stephen Colbert Has A Few Words For This Marxist Pope Guy (Video)
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special NFL Crams Michael Sam Down America's Throats Edition
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Racism, Religion And Ross Douthat Edition
Watch Jimmy Carter Take This Whippersnapper Stephen Colbert To School (Video)
Russell Crowe Finally Gets To Meet Pope Francis And The Heavens Rejoice
Crowe Hopes Pope Nixes Noah Pix Nope
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Thank God 2013 Is Almost Over Edition
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
Thanks To The Oxford English Dictionary Word-Of-The-Year, There Is No Way You Will Ever Escape Selfies Again