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Welcome to July! This looks to be another big blockbuster month, so let’s get right to it. Once again, we at the Agony Booth are here to judge which releases this month will be HITs and which ones will…
War for the Planet of the Apes comes out this July. It’s the third film in the Planet of the Apes prequel trilogy (or maybe more than a trilogy?), the others being Rise of the Planet of the Apes and…
“2014 was a great year for movies. So much so that making my top ten list this year was torturous (well, more torturous than usual).”
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.
The Cinema Slob explores the film's subtle social commentary, its heart-wrenching plea for acceptance of cross-species love, and of course, its genius twist ending.