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Duck Dynasty is getting a Broadway-style musical... and we've got your first look at the script!
GOD wants you dead.
Phil Robertson Is Back, Baby, And He's Still A Bigot
Morning Sideboob: More Justin Bieber? Of Course More Justin Bieber!
In Move That Surprises No One, Duck Dynasty Guys Now Have Their Own Line Of Guns, For Freedom
Toby Keith Will Not Allow Guns In His Fancy Eatin' Restaurant So The Terrorists Have Already Won
Duck Dynasty And National Review Cruises Locked In Battle To Death To Claim Your Hard-Earned Angerbear Racist Dollars
Gay Thought Leader Camille Paglia Weighs In On 'Duck Dynasty' And All Other Gays Can Shut Up Now We Guess
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison