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Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.
Paula Deen will start her own food network! (No word on hookers or blackjack)
Morning Sideboob: James Franco Wrote A Story About Not Humping Lindsay Lohan
Racist Butterball Paula Deen Is Just Like Michael Sam, Says Racist Butterball Paula Deen
This Christmas, Give Us The Gift Of A Constant Supply Of Rich Liquid Butter With This Paula Deen Butter Warmer
South African President's Failures On AIDS Nearly Drove Jimmy Carter To Manly Dudgeon, Fisticuffs
Which Food Network Personalities Would You Pay To Befriend You?
At Last, You Get To See Paula Deen On Your Television Again