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Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.
Paula Deen will start her own food network! (No word on hookers or blackjack)
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Racist Butterball Paula Deen Is Just Like Michael Sam, Says Racist Butterball Paula Deen
This Christmas, Give Us The Gift Of A Constant Supply Of Rich Liquid Butter With This Paula Deen Butter Warmer
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At Last, You Get To See Paula Deen On Your Television Again