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· by Tyler Peterson · Mar 5, 2021

Chaos reigns (in primetime): Wandavision “The Series Finale”

Previously on WandaVision: Agatha pored through Wanda’s memories and deduced that she was the prophesied Scarlet Witch, a thing we’re not quite sure what it is, except that it means you can do magic without a bunch of fancy…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 27, 2021

One witch, two witch, red witch, blue witch: WandaVision “Previously On”

Previously on WandaVision: Vision, fresh from his escape attempt, was running home to talk to Wanda, who was being held captive by newly revealed villain Agatha Harkness, a hipster witch who was into harnessing the hidden forces of the…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 20, 2021

Avengered Development: WandaVision “Breaking the Fourth Wall”

Previously on WandaVision: Everything’s falling apart for Wanda. Her husband just tried to break out of Rerun Land and she had to expand its borders to stop him from disintegrating. Her suddenly American brother has no interest in maintaining…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 12, 2021

I guess you are the boss of me now: WandaVision “All New Halloween Spook-tacular!”

Previously on WandaVision: Vision the Big Red Bot is starting to notice some odd things about the world around him. His house and clothes age at the rate of a decade per day. His kids put on five years…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 6, 2021

Deranging Women: WandaVision “On a Very Special Episode...”

Previously on WandaVision: The town of Westview has been taken over by B-team Avenger Wanda Maximoff, who’s been driven insane by grief. She’s using her reality-warping powers to force everyone in the town to play-act a series of retro-inspired…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 4, 2021

Monica Rambeau: First Blood Part II: WandaVision “We Interrupt This Program”

Previously on WandaVision: Wanda and Vision have lived a clandestine existence in three decades of stereotyped TV fantasies thus far, and in 30 years of marriage are just now getting around to having kids: twin boys, Tommy and Billy.…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 2, 2021

The ‘Bot Couple: WandaVision “Now in Color”

Previously on WandaVision: Despite a few hiccups, the Visions are doing a bang-up job fitting into their anachronistic hometown filled with kooky characters and saccharine life lessons. And to boot, they’re expecting! A single instance of not sleeping in…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Jan 30, 2021

Help me, Wanda: WandaVision “Don’t Touch That Dial”

Previously on WandaVision: We learned that sitcoms in the Fifties were cringe, and unfunny, and promoted parochial and backwards attitudes, as opposed to today’s sitcoms, which are cool and hilarious and promote the good and correct attitudes that we’ve…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Jan 28, 2021

The Honeymutants: WandaVision “Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience”

I may have mentioned it before, but I’ve never been much of a comics reader. Just never got into them. Knowing this, you may be curious how it is I’ve seen so many comic book movies, including all twenty-however MCU…

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Apr 30, 2018

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War is the culmination of 10 years and 18 movies’ worth of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and stars… far too many people to list. Almost every important character from the MCU pops up in this film to face…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Mar 26, 2018

Countdown to Infinity War: Revisiting Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

When one thinks about the Avengers, there are only a handful of villains that come to mind who can pose a true challenge. Loki was an excellent choice for the first film; he was known to people who saw Thor…

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· by Jonathan Campbell · May 9, 2016

Captain America: Civil War (2016): A bit too familiar

“It’s a bit depressing to look at this film and all previous entries and realize that our heroes have spent just as much time fighting each other as they have saving the world, often from threats that somehow connected back to them anyway.”

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· by Jonathan Campbell · Apr 26, 2015

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

“‘More of the same’, though I’d still say it was better overall than the previous Avengers movie and trumps it on most levels.”

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· by Sursum Ursa · Jun 27, 2013

VIDEO: Wimbledon (2004)

No, not the tournament, it's Wimbledon, the tennis-based romantic comedy! You know, the one where a last-hope English dude (hooray, Paul Bettany!) wins Wimbledon and has sex with a hot American player? That one. And... hold on just a second. Does that random extra playing a ball boy look a bit... familiar to anyone else?

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · May 6, 2013

VIDEO: Legion (2009)

The first movie from Priest director Scott Stewart. It's an interesting take on the apocalypse, with lots of action and Paul Bettany once again kicking ass.

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· by Sursum Ursa · Mar 21, 2013

VIDEO: A Knight's Tale (2001)

Take one sports movie, add Chaucer, comedy, the hits of Queen, and anachronistic metalworking, and serve with a side of naked Paul Bettany. Also on today's episode: Palamon, Arcite, Emily, and the Bessemer process. Not necessarily in that order.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · May 30, 2012

VIDEO: Priest (2011)

After a centuries-long war between humans and vampires, the Church has assumed total control of humanity, with "priests" that are actually elite vampire slayers. Paul Bettany is a veteran priest living an unassuming life, but when vampires kidnap his niece (Lily Collins), he goes to hunt them down, bringing along Karl Urban, Cam Gigandet, and plenty of cool weapons.

Tagged: Paul Bettany

Chaos reigns (in primetime): Wandavision “The Series Finale”

One witch, two witch, red witch, blue witch: WandaVision “Previously On”

Avengered Development: WandaVision “Breaking the Fourth Wall”

I guess you are the boss of me now: WandaVision “All New Halloween Spook-tacular!”

Deranging Women: WandaVision “On a Very Special Episode...”

Monica Rambeau: First Blood Part II: WandaVision “We Interrupt This Program”

The ‘Bot Couple: WandaVision “Now in Color”

Help me, Wanda: WandaVision “Don’t Touch That Dial”

The Honeymutants: WandaVision “Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Countdown to Infinity War: Revisiting Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Captain America: Civil War (2016): A bit too familiar

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

VIDEO: Wimbledon (2004)

VIDEO: Legion (2009)

VIDEO: A Knight's Tale (2001)

VIDEO: Priest (2011)

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